Sweater Lover

So, I'm getting ready to go out and I pull my favorite sweater down from the shelf in my closet and as I do I say, "Favorite Sweater!"  Then I looked at the sweater that had been my favorite up until I bought this one in a thrift shop in New York this past spring.  I legitimately felt bad for my previous favorite sweater.  I thought maybe it heard me and got its feelings hurt.  I am an accidental asshole, but apparently I have unusual empathy for sweaters.  Or I'm just bat shit crazy.  There's always that.